Spider-Man: Brand New Day opens in theaters this weekend. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the new film.
Q: What’s the premise?
A: The “premise”? Easy there, college boy. It’s a Spider-Man movie. You can leave your notebook at home.
Q: Which comic book is it based on?
A: The Spectacular Tom Holland #4.
Q: Will Spider-Man have any new powers?
A: In this one, he becomes forklift-certified.
Q: How does Brand New Day compare to other Spider-Man movies?
A: The main difference is this one comes out now, while the others came out in different years.
Q: Do Tom Holland and Zendaya kiss?
A: No, because they weren’t yet married when the movie was shot.
Q: Is there a post-credits scene?
A: After two and a half hours, there better not be.
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