Kacey Musgraves has released Middle Of Nowhere, her seventh studio album. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the country star.
Genre: Sonically conservative, lyrically liberal
Twangitude: 2.5 Glen Campbells
How She Was Discovered In Nashville: Abandoned by bachelorette party
Awards And Achievements: 4 Grammys turned into bongs
Hair: Purebred Friesian
Biggest Rival: Sandy Cheeks
Holiday Albums: A Very Kacey Christmas, A High Horse Halloween, A Yeehaw Yom Kippur
Most Frequent Collaborator: Indica
Controversies: Selling non-size-inclusive dog bandanas
Why She Performs Barefoot: Keeps leaving shoes at bowling alley
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