An executive order by President Trump intended to create a deep sea mining industry has spurred millions of dollars of investment, prompting fast-tracked permitting as companies rush to extract material from the bottom of the ocean. What do you think?
“I don’t think I could hold my breath for a whole eight-hour shift.”
Toby Orr, Driveway Widener
“But the minerals down there are all wet!”
Amy Cacciola, Keyboard Repairman
“It’s crazy to think that 95% of the ocean hasn’t been exploited for profits.”
Curtis Baskin, Meat Baster
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