Multiple Christian energy drink brands, such as Yahweh and Praise Energy, have hit the market, capitalizing on the image of Jesus to sell their products. What do you think?
“Your monopoly on energy drinks is over, Shintoism.”
Judd Gillespie, Book Jacketer
“Their makers are clearly unaware of the Bible story in which Jesus angrily expelled the energy drink vendors from the Temple.”
Brian Stearman, Pilaf Cooker
“I prefer to get my anxiety from the scripture.”
Elaine Tidman, Waiver Writer
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