More than 26 million U.S. children attend summer camp every year. The Onion examines the pros and cons of sending your kids to overnight camp.
PRO
Opportunity to make friends from different gated communities
Forces bed-wetters to get their shit together
Grants parents much-needed private arguing time
Bee sting EpiPen was going to expire in September anyway
Without devices, your child can focus on developing face-to-face bullying
CON
Parents have no one to take to Minions & Monsters
Kid was already starting enough fires as it is
Could just give your child $2,000 to go outside
Creates unrealistic expectations for role canoes will play in life
Might realize that you actually did make a mistake by having kids
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