A Florida doctor was charged with second-degree manslaughter after accidentally removing a patient’s liver instead of his spleen. What do you think?
“Oh, picky, picky, picky.”
Beatrix Rousseau, Soap Carver
“I don’t envy surgeons having to distinguish two things in the same general area.”
Santiago Vega, Machine Namer
“That’s why I prefer to do my own surgeries.”
Tobias Bergman, Flask Polisher
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