Trump has directed his administration to build a triumphal arch in Washington, D.C., to commemorate the nation’s 250th anniversary. The Onion looks at the key facts and figures behind the new monument.
4
Barrons tall at highest point
17
Engraved typos
1
Additional arch needed to make McDonald’s logo
20,000
Estimated trips to Michaels needed to complete construction
Free
Cost for single ladies on Wednesday nights
900
Spikes added to make arch look even tougher
10
Second warning to any school children touching the arch before they are shot on sight
1
Healthy male relationship during Trump’s youth could have prevented all this
189 million
Viewers that will watch its eventual dismantling on livestream
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