JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area

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  • Area Man Man’s Man

  • Instructions On How To Throw Frisbee Shouted From Across Park

  • Pretty Girl At Work Followed All The Way To Parking Lot This Time

  • Swarm Called Off After Only 12 Bees Show Up

  • Friend’s House Smells Like Aunt’s House

  • Man With No Friends Tells It Like It Is

  • Brother’s Name Repeated In Disbelief

  • Newly Purchased Condom Worn Out Of Store

  • Unsettling Feeling Of Self-Worth Creeps Over Area Man

  • Vomiting Woman Sorry

  • Art Restorer Throws Extra Banana Into Still Life

  • Other Family In Restaurant Really Living It Up

  • Stricter Version Of Employee Handbook Written Specifically For Keith

  • Faint ‘Booyah’ Heard From Somewhere

  • There’s Ham Too, Carl, Reports Wife

  • Fact Un-Patriotic





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