NEW YORK—Describing some of the new branded products available for purchase at shows, a spokesperson for Harry Styles confirmed this week that merchandise for the singer’s 2026 Together, Together tour included perimenopause supplements. “We are so pleased to provide concertgoers with an assortment of vitamins, minerals, and herbs that may ease symptoms as they ‘Kiss All The Time, Hot Flash Occasionally,’” said spokesperson Diana Murray, who confirmed that the idea to sell the $65 dietary supplements to his “favorite fans” had been personally conceived by the Grammy winner. “Harries don’t want another T-shirt. They want to stop brain fog and reduce vaginal dryness. Now they can experience ‘As It Was Before Mood Swings’ by heading to the merch table for Harry’s proprietary blend of black cohosh, vitamin D, and phytoestrogens. And for fans who have already gone through the big change, we’ve also got ‘Watermelon Sugar’–flavored calcium chews to fight osteoporosis.” At press time, sources reported the supplements had been recalled for making fans dangerously horny.
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