Getting a haircut you truly love can be a challenge. The Onion shares tips for getting better haircuts.
Be as specific as possible when describing which Zootopia character you want to look like.
Tell your stylist what you want and, more importantly, what you’re willing to do to their family if you don’t get it.
Work with the face shape you have, be it oval, cube, or dodecahedron.
Make sure your hair is clean and free of booby traps and mines.
Sedate yourself before your appointment so you don’t struggle or bite.
Experiment with a variety of haircuts to discover what decade of Rod Stewart’s hair works best for you.
Reflect on why you feel such a desperate desire to control the uncontrollable.
Just suck it up and go back to Shonda. You’re fighting, sure, but the girl still knows good hair.
Remember to redeem your hair trimmings at the prize counter.
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